all boy

After Dane's bath i was starting to put his diaper on when he farted on me. Dane giggles. Says, "Poopie", then does it again. Nice, dane, nice.

bathroom stories

My cousin is so good at documenting the stories of her kids. While her delivery will be much better than mine here is the beginning of what will be many Dane stories.

1. We have had an open door policy when it comes to the bathroom so we can hear if Dane is getting in to something (like we'd be able to do much while sitting on the pot, but that's beside the point.) A couple weeks ago, Dane came in while i was going to the bathroom. Dane announces what's going on "Poopie, poopie". (For the record, just #1.) Then he pulls off some toilet paper and proceeds to try and put it between my legs and then behind me. Thanks Dane, but mommy can wipe herself. Open door, is now closed door policy.

2. Today i was giving Dane a bath. He was standing up and started to pee. I think it startled him because he immediately bent over to see where it was coming from. When he did that, it stopped. So he stood up again. And then a squirt. What? Bent over again to inspect - nothing. Stood up again, and more squirts. Confused, looks at me, then down. Then gives up and sits down to keep on playing.